OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Yeah, you heard correct. It's a common misconception that I am always sarcastic. Sure, I might launch a joke every now and then, but underneath this humorous exterior, there's a deep well of sentiments. And sometimes, that well just runs dry, leaving me spent. That's when the truth sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be back t